DIE DIE

DIE!

err...any particular reason why?

Well, you can't deny that it is in the right forum.

aye, but I don't see the point in stating it if you cant even talk about it :(
That is what forums are for yes? :p
Discussion? ^_^

Well, I tend to find country music more amusing than anything..

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/humor/0000207.html

A list of the worst country songs ever recorded, my personal favourite title being 'You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly'

lmao

oh man, now I have to go download that song ... ;)

hehe if you find it give me the link, I want to hear it ^_^

lyrics to You're the reason our kids are ugly

-You're the reason I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tires.

~And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

*Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'

*But I love you just the same.

-You're the reason I've changed to beer from soda pop.

~And you're the reason I never get to go to the beauty shop.

*You're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

*Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'

*But I love you just the same.

*I guess that we won't ever have
everything we need

*Cause when we get "ahead" it's got another mouth to feed...

~And that's the reason that my good looks and my figure is gone.

-And that's the reason that I ain't got no hair to comb.

*And you're the reason our kids are ugly, little darlin'

*Ah, but looks ain't ev'rythin'
and money ain't ev'rythin'

*But I love you just the same...

(Fading Out)

~Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants?

-But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper...

~Ha, well let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that i went through today, I look like a movie star.

-Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie.

~Thankyee.

-Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway...

~Oh they did, huh? What abouts the ones that's Bald?

-*Laughs* Well I guess you could say they take after me...*laughs*

~*laughs*

hehe... where did you find that? do they have lyrics for the others too?

I didn't look, but I could try

I kept searching for stuff these lyic and just came up with list of funny song titles till i figured out that the name of the song was beings listed on all of theose lists incorrectly, it's

"you're the reason our kids are ugly"

not

"you're the reason our kids are so ugly"

so my google searchs with quotes wern't finding it, anyways, blah, blah, blah ...

lol, nice song lyrics. Nah, i posted the die die die because I was holding band interviews (I need to find a new vocalist) and i got plenty of banjo-weilding, terrifyingly obtuse twanging blondes in in short shorts and checkered shirts. Scary.